Define "chronic" masturbator.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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