You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
