Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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