I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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