If that was your dad, he is hot
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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