How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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