Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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