i don't like sucking hair
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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