I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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