Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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