Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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