He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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