yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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