Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
i think im in europe. pls send help
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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