Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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