Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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