i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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