just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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