I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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