Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(619): View more from California

you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog

(716): View more from New York

do you not see the irony in that??

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(630): View more from Illinois

I just remember telling jokes while vomitting

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(858): View more from California

Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's

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(417): View more from Missouri

He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.

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(330): View more from Ohio

AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN

(1-330): View more from Ohio

Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???

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