She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
meet me or not, i'm out of control
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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