would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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