Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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