why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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