I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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