She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I have fence marks all over my body
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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