And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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