Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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