Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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