Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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