what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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