You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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