How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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