wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
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