So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
