I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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