she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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