he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Can't talk, ducks in the car
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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