so explain again why im purple
no
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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