Im at strip club and am horny
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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