that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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