another moral hangover. fuck.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
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