Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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