On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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