I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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