god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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