very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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