I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
pray to the hookup gods
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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