Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
