Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
